Tired of those annoying buttcrack tan lines? Angry that your anus won't get skin cancer? Well look no further! The amazing Cheek Spreader 3000 solves it all!
The Cheek Spreader 3000's patented design keeps your buttcheeks nicely separated so that your crack can have that golden glow too! You thought hemmerhoids were bad, just wait 'til you have to crap with a sunburn!
No comments:
Post a Comment