Poocakes

Today's post is a tribute to the delectable defecation otherwise known as a Poocake. These cakes, in most cases, were intended to look like something other than the steaming piles they actually resemble. Let's start with the NBC logo's ugly cousin...

Just one more reason to be glad that Ben Franklin didn't get his way...

Next up is another Thanksgiving favorite...

the CORNucopia!

YOU decide: Coiled Lasso or Cow Diarrhea?

I'm not exactly sure what the baker was going for here, but Wall-E sure looks ashamed of the mess he's made...

And last of all, a confection that is undeniably, unashamedly, a Poocake.

Have fun eating your lunch.

(All of these photos came from cakewrecks.com, a daily staple of hilarity.)

And we're rolling...

I thought I'd kick off the photo-blog with something tasteful.

See how fashionable the feces! See how the Engrish make me to happy.

Welcome to Poop Hoomor!

In my day-to-day trolling of the interwebs I invariably find something so disgustingly hilarious that I feel compelled to pass it on. In order to spare my friends and loved ones the incessant "look what I found!!!" emails, I have created Poophoomor.com as an outlet for my funny findings. I welcome any submissions as long as they are pg-13 or better- I'd like to steer clear of R rated content. As soon as I get this webby-thing working, I will post some of my recent discoveries for your enjoyment.

ps- In case anyone is wondering where this unusual spelling of "humor" originated, it was somebody's slip-of-the-tongue at a family reunion. Might have been a cousin, an uncle, me, I can't really remember. All I remember is laughing 'til the snot ran out of my nose.

pps- This blog is dedicated to my good friend Amy, who enjoys Poop Hoomor more than anyone I know. Keep screaming Amy- this one's for you.