The Easter Bunny knew he'd hit rock bottom

I've heard of eating parts before, but this is getting ridiculous

Infrared

Big Brother certainly has a sense of humor...

There Are No Words

Dynomite!

This sounds explosive in more ways than one...either way, it doesn't sound like the sort of thing that should be associated with food...

No Heat = Cold Tush

Why isn't my office this entertaining?

Not a party I want to attend...

Happy Valentine's Day

Isn't this just what you've always wanted? I know I have...

A gift like this really comes from the...errr...well, not the heart, exactly...

Poop Hoomor of the Stars

Even celebrities enjoy a good fart joke!

No Fishing in the Toilet

I'm not sure I understand what's going on in the bottom right...

That looks about right...

I was never much good at math, but this looks about right to me...

Ego

He was so full of hot air that he couldn't stop tooting his own horn.

As Seen On TV

Tired of those annoying buttcrack tan lines? Angry that your anus won't get skin cancer? Well look no further! The amazing Cheek Spreader 3000 solves it all!

The Cheek Spreader 3000's patented design keeps your buttcheeks nicely separated so that your crack can have that golden glow too! You thought hemmerhoids were bad, just wait 'til you have to crap with a sunburn!

Poocakes

Today's post is a tribute to the delectable defecation otherwise known as a Poocake. These cakes, in most cases, were intended to look like something other than the steaming piles they actually resemble. Let's start with the NBC logo's ugly cousin...

Just one more reason to be glad that Ben Franklin didn't get his way...

Next up is another Thanksgiving favorite...

the CORNucopia!

YOU decide: Coiled Lasso or Cow Diarrhea?

I'm not exactly sure what the baker was going for here, but Wall-E sure looks ashamed of the mess he's made...

And last of all, a confection that is undeniably, unashamedly, a Poocake.

Have fun eating your lunch.

(All of these photos came from cakewrecks.com, a daily staple of hilarity.)

And we're rolling...

I thought I'd kick off the photo-blog with something tasteful.

See how fashionable the feces! See how the Engrish make me to happy.

Welcome to Poop Hoomor!

In my day-to-day trolling of the interwebs I invariably find something so disgustingly hilarious that I feel compelled to pass it on. In order to spare my friends and loved ones the incessant "look what I found!!!" emails, I have created Poophoomor.com as an outlet for my funny findings. I welcome any submissions as long as they are pg-13 or better- I'd like to steer clear of R rated content. As soon as I get this webby-thing working, I will post some of my recent discoveries for your enjoyment.

ps- In case anyone is wondering where this unusual spelling of "humor" originated, it was somebody's slip-of-the-tongue at a family reunion. Might have been a cousin, an uncle, me, I can't really remember. All I remember is laughing 'til the snot ran out of my nose.

pps- This blog is dedicated to my good friend Amy, who enjoys Poop Hoomor more than anyone I know. Keep screaming Amy- this one's for you.