There Are No Words

Dynomite!

This sounds explosive in more ways than one...either way, it doesn't sound like the sort of thing that should be associated with food...

No Heat = Cold Tush

Why isn't my office this entertaining?

Not a party I want to attend...

Happy Valentine's Day

Isn't this just what you've always wanted? I know I have...

A gift like this really comes from the...errr...well, not the heart, exactly...

Poop Hoomor of the Stars

Even celebrities enjoy a good fart joke!

No Fishing in the Toilet

I'm not sure I understand what's going on in the bottom right...

That looks about right...

I was never much good at math, but this looks about right to me...

Ego

He was so full of hot air that he couldn't stop tooting his own horn.

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